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La Tasquita de Enfrente
Calle de la Ballesta 6, Madrid
Tiny family-run kitchen with no menu. The chef cooks what's at the market that morning. My go-to for first-night Madrid arrivals — the welcome stays with people.
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2
Bodega El Riojano
Calle Mayor 10, Madrid
Hundred-year-old wine bar tucked behind Plaza Mayor. The bartender knows my coffee order. Order the vermut on tap, not the wine. Trust me.
3
Quimet i Quimet
Carrer del Poeta Cabanyes 25, Barcelona
Standing-only tapas bar, fourth generation. The conservas are the best in Catalonia. Twenty minutes max — eat, drink, leave room for the next person.
4
Cervejaria Ramiro
Av. Almirante Reis 1, Lisbon
Yes, the one Bourdain visited. But go at 2pm on a weekday, not 8pm with a queue. Order the gambas à la plancha and the prego steak sandwich at the end.
5
Quinta Nova
Pinhão, Douro Valley, Portugal
Boutique winery I've sent thirty couples to. Stay overnight in the manor, dinner with the family, port tasting at sunrise on the terrace.
6
El Rinconcillo
Calle Gerona 40, Sevilla
Sevilla's oldest tapas bar (1670). The waiters write the bill in chalk on the bar in front of you. Croquetas, espinacas con garbanzos, end with a manzanilla.
7
Plaza de España, at 7am
Sevilla, Spain
Before the tourists arrive, the light is impossible. Empty arches, golden tiles. Best pre-wedding spot in Europe — but you have to be there at sunrise. I bring my couples here on day one, jet lag and all.
8
The other mirador
Mirador de San Miguel Alto, Granada
Everyone goes to Mirador de San Nicolás. The other one, 200m up the hill, has the same view of the Alhambra with a tenth of the people. Better at sunset.
9
Setenil de las Bodegas
Cádiz province, Andalusia
A village built INTO the rock cliffs. Houses with overhanging stone roofs. The most photographable place in Spain, and barely on the tourist trail. Combine with Ronda for a day.
10
Praia da Adraga
Almoçageme, Portugal
Twenty minutes from Sintra, almost no one tells you about it. Dramatic cliffs, a sea cave you can walk into at low tide, one beach restaurant for grilled fish at lunch.
11
Étretat at sunrise, low tide
Étretat, Normandy
The chalk arches reflected in tide pools. Check the tide chart before you go — only works at low tide AND sunrise. Maybe twenty days a year line up perfectly. Worth planning for.
12
Parador de Granada
Inside the Alhambra walls
The only hotel inside the Alhambra grounds. A 15th-century convent. You hear the gardens at night. Book six months ahead — twelve for honeymoons.
13
Le Grand Hôtel, room 414
Cabourg, Normandy
Proust's room. He wrote much of "À la recherche du temps perdu" here. View on the boardwalk and the Channel. Ask for it specifically — most receptionists don't volunteer it.
14
Mont-Saint-Michel, at midnight
From the causeway, low tide
Sleep on the island, walk out at midnight when the day-trippers are gone. The abbey lit, the sea silent, your only company a few monks heading to Compline. A memory permanent.
15
Tivoli Sintra, terrace breakfast
Tivoli Palácio de Seteais, Sintra
Eighteenth-century palace converted to a boutique hotel. Breakfast on the terrace, gardens descending toward the Atlantic in the distance. Order the eggs benedict, not the buffet.
16
La Pedriza
Sierra de Guadarrama, near Madrid
Wild granite rocks, an hour from Madrid. Locals only on weekends. Hike to La Maliciosa for the view. Lunch at the inn at the entrance — they grill on stone.
17
Albarracín
Teruel, Aragón, Spain
Medieval town nobody mentions. Redder than Toledo, smaller, almost empty mid-week. Stay at La Casa del Tío Americano. The sound at night is just the river.
18
Mafra Convent
Mafra, near Lisbon
Versailles meets monastery. A baroque palace-convent thirty kilometres from Lisbon, almost empty. The library has 36,000 books and live bats that eat the bookworms. Yes, really.
19
Parador de Cardona
Cardona, Catalonia
Ninth-century castle on a hilltop, converted to a hotel. Allegedly haunted. Definitely beautiful. The salt mountain next door is the only one in Europe. An hour from Barcelona, a different world.
20
Aveiro canals
Aveiro, Portugal
The Venice of Portugal — but tiny, with painted moliceiro boats. An hour south of Porto. Eat the ovos moles (egg-yolk pastries) from a wooden barrel cart by the canal.
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